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Y2K Problem Solved

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Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner God told them, "I need three important people to send my message out to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have two really bad news items for you: 1 - God actually exists and 2 - tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Congress and told them, "I have good news and bad news: 1 - God really exists and 2 - the bad news is tomorrow He's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced, "I have two fantastic announcements: 1 - I am one of the three most important people on earth and 2 - The Y2K problem is solved."


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